Love: Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to...

By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 15:15 - Netherlands

Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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By Can I have some sleep? - 14/11/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I texted my mom and had to explain to her that calling me repeatedly at 2 a.m. because you're bored and want to talk is not really a good idea. Seriously, nothing happened, she just wanted to chat because she had nothing else to do. Her response to my message? She started calling me again. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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OneandOnlyOne 0

Friday 23 October 2009 20:13

Do NOT let your friend use your phone any more.

misspeg 0

Friday 23 October 2009 20:35

u got a friend who still stays smart enough to use your phone and not hers when she's drunk? props 2 her. I usually don't have a clue when I'm wasted. just keep an eye on your phone from now on. FYL.

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captaincanoe 0

Friday 23 October 2009 22:41

you're friend needs some serious help. getting drunk by 2pm is a serious problem. you need to sit your friend down and talk to her about her alcohol problem

con1303 0

Friday 23 October 2009 23:27

"...my cellphone to calls his number" - Really? Good thing its not your high-school English teacher your drunk friend is calling.

RachelTM 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 14:30

Hey there OP, it's all fixed now! ;-)

immadeinspace 0

Friday 23 October 2009 23:29

he! not everyone in the netherlands gets drunk, or stoned, all the time. there actually are normal people around here. but, OP, why do you have your teacher number? that's weird!