Health, Embarrassing and Periods: Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over....

By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By lexiibabe - 25/06/2019 18:30 - United States - Attleboro

Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML

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By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2013 17:19 - United States - Lake Ariel

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

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By Mortified - 22/07/2009 09:48 - Australia

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Sonotsuave - 17/05/2019 01:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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linzey 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:29

so i would totally die from embarrassment avoid his friends from now on

Shallow_Padentic 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:33

Wow great mom you got there. Yelling your private business for everyone, hot or not, to hear.

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oneangredwarf 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:12

ahhh thats totally embassessing, my mom would totally do something like that

bexox 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:28

Yeah, right, #18, and 20... it's soooo hard to believe that might happen to more than one person.

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:32

#22, I'm not saying it happened to more than one person..I'm saying they just retyped the magazine story, duh..

bitchplease69_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:42

since it's friday night we should all get crunk to cure your problems! any girls that posted here this weekend wanna hookup?

kenyrabit 25

Friday 3 February 2017 10:47

You ... may want to wait a week. lmao

theoldGP 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:43

this shit is so fake, honestly.. no mother would do that. cause all mothers know how embarrassing that would be for their daughters. god. its not even funny.

Jazzybaybee5683 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 6:27

My moms done it. Therefore; you're wrong, and it could be true.

hoper423 3

Wednesday 3 October 2012 21:58

I know moms that have done worse

StupidDancer 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:44

Ouch. That sucks ...and your brothers friends are douchebags for laughing at u like that....:)

ladyitalkalot 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:44

yeah chill out 18 and 20 this actually happened to me once except i invited my guy friends over and my mom just told me straight up that she was going out to get more peroxide to get the period blood out of my underwear. and She knew that I was bringing friends home from a party.

HeyyyBrahhh 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:45

Hahaha. Silly mom.

lolol182 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:45

nice one mom

willthisonework 0

Monday 22 November 2010 3:33

all moms r embarissing when she droppe me off at school b4 I got out of tw car she kissed me...im15 and my bf started cracking up:(

_comic_ 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:50

24, Try and understand sarcasm... she was explaining that this can happen to more then one person. Maybe it's different magazines you are all reading...