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By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

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No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 07:12 - United States - Bliss

Today, I had a half-hour conversation with my parents about going to college. I don't know what's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of my freshman year. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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Nice support system you've got there

By Anonymous - 24/08/2023 22:00

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML

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A tad unfair

By Anonymous - 02/04/2021 14:01

Today, my parents have made it very clear to me that if I fail one more assignment, they’re disowning me. I got a zero on a paper that I poured my heart and soul into, and in the notes, the teacher wrote, “I don’t even need to read this paper to know that it is bad.” FML

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Yeet it time

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 12:59 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML

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By MollyMo - 21/03/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML

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Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 04:00 - United States - Eagle Mountain

Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 02:00

Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML

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jjenniferr05 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:18

Ouchh, uhh, No offence, but perhaps you should have spent less time getting sex, and more time focusing on your failing education..

cmillertime7 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:21

This is more "I ****** up" than "**** my life." You made bad decisions and you fully deserve the consequences.

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kukopia 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:26

First tell them you're dating an ex-con, former pastor. And that you're so ashamed of your grades that you're going to kill yourself in the family room of thier house...

madjokes78 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:28

You know what we say at McGill hockey games when one slips past the opposing goalie? "All your fault!" Yeah, that sounds about right. Should have opened your books, not your legs.

whalicious 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:40

ahahaa, i agree

Instag8r 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:29

welcome to welfare.

FlaminYawn 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:36

this is why girls should only have anal sex until they're married...

jugglernaut 0

Friday 17 July 2009 0:37

you can still get pregnant; that's how assholes are born.

mohana8888 0

Friday 17 July 2009 0:53

lol, WIN

kittycat99 0

Friday 17 July 2009 16:59

well now we know how 95% of the people commenting here were conceived

nicoleanddrake 0

Monday 13 June 2011 4:08

I don't want a dick up my ass.

hi_from_HI 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:38

Booz and Boys catch the weak one every time! ...Granted the first year IS hard, but life is not just one big party either.

ohJeeznotme 7

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:38

SHoulda spent less time on your back and more time in a book. Too bad idiots are fertile 100% of the time...

jnh16033 0

Friday 17 July 2009 0:47

"Too bad idiots are fertile 100% of the time..." greatest quote EVER!

Fop 6

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:41

YDI for concentrating more on sex than education. You've ruined your life and that of your child's unless you abort. Congratulations.

midwestjerk 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:44

Maybe you shouldn't have been partying and ******* anything with a dick, you brain-dead *****. Enjoy being the late shift janitor at McDonald's for the rest of your life.