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By so bored -__- - 25/02/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, my parents dragged me along to a family soccer game. I got so bored watching a bunch of grown men practically buttfucking each other between kicking balls around the field, that I fell asleep. I woke up a few hours later to an empty field and had to walk five miles back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2022 06:00

Today, my family are really into rugby so I tried out for a local team. It didn't go well, and afterwards I couldn’t find my dad anywhere. It turns out he was so embarrassed by my sheer incompetence, he got in his car and drove away. I had to walk 9 miles home, which isn’t easy in rugby boots. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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Are you colourblind?

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 22:00

Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML

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Shame! Shame! Shame!

By Clive81 - 17/02/2015 20:02 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By just me - 13/05/2012 18:54 - Germany - Overath

Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML

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Exciting

By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 11:01

Today, I had a crucial volleyball playoff game. My dad came to watch. While in a set, my friend pointed over to the bench where my dad was sitting. I turned to see my dad snoring loudly as a result of him falling asleep. He achieved this with loudly cheering people all around him. FML

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Lost

By daenerys stromboli - 28/12/2013 18:11 - Ireland - Navan

Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML

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Dropped the ball

By TrueStories - 13/04/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML

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TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:59

Grown men buttfucking each other. Sounds intresting.

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:03

dude that's not soccer (or football) your describing thats gay **** :o

Comments

chilearmy123 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:27

You deserved it!! Trolololol

mikeymayhem_87 15

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:27

That is a crazy soccer game if butt sex was involved. Lol

clutz123 5

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:30

soccer is fun, so f**k you

bvxf 2

Saturday 25 February 2012 8:30

Soccer is the second most boring sport next to baseball.

cBlackout 13

Saturday 25 February 2012 9:04

Dafuq? Baseball is over 9000 times more fun than soccer, and probably takes more skill than most other sports.

2ndSucks 15

Saturday 25 February 2012 9:13

I personally think soccer is very fun, and pretty much the opposite of boring, but that's because I play. If you're not actually involved in a sport, don't diss it.

Isoldael 27

Saturday 25 February 2012 12:30

I love how everyone describes their own sport as needing the most skill... You would be surprised at how much skill (both technical and tactical) is involved in soccer/football.

jmoreno 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:31

Soccer sucks anyways

GoW_Chick 14

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:38

No, no you're wrong, in my opinion, it doesn't suck, it's a great game to be a part of, I played and watched since I was 8 and love it.

musicluvr2000 11

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:36

Good exercise (:

MDM15 5

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:44

you deserved it for dissing the best sport in the world

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 25 February 2012 8:27

It's a matter of opinion. Don't get butt-hurt over someone's opinion on a SPORT. Hell, I hate American Football, and Baseball.

sadistmonkey 19

Saturday 25 February 2012 9:16

Looks like the soccer players above were getting butt hurt.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 25 February 2012 9:25

Hopefully there was some lube avaliable.

MDM15 5

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:00

have a bitch guys

Snafuusmc 12

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:47

Boredom is terrible my friend but....why didn't they wake you up?

ineslovescats 5

Saturday 25 February 2012 14:56

That's what I was wondering... And why her own family left her there!!!

Geometric 18

Friday 14 December 2012 1:17

I'd say they left her there because she was being a little bitch complaining about having to spend time with her family

RadPenny 6

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:49

I honestly hate being dragged into games. I don't even like watching games and don't see why I'd have to go because apparently that's the only way to spend with your family. FYL op.