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I find football (american) to have more homoerotic tendencies than soccer. I don't see soccer as homoerotic at all. I guess anything popular in Europe is seen as queer.
that's because footballers (in the UK) tend to look homosexual, if their toe gets stood on they fall to the floor and cry and get straight back up when the penalty is given. I've also noticed rugby, American football, and British football (all different things) there's a lot of butt slapping going on!
What about south america, Africa, and some of Asia? They all play soccer too.
Pitch? Is that like a regional thing? Because, the only pitch I know of has to do with a completely different sport. I can basically derive it's meaning from the context of the post but, I'm not certain of its full meaning.
Pitch is the term used in England (and most likely anywhere but America) for soccer field. And maybe even other sporting fields. Not 100% on that last part.
Fixed, thanks!
Overwhelming illiteracy in the submissions leads to doubt. No big deal; it is fixed now, the world did not end, and everybody learned something. This is never a bad thing, dear.
93- you make all Americans look stupid. Shame on you for giving a great country a bad name like that. I ain't American by the way, you just disgust me.
You guys, relax, so 93 didn't know a pitch is the field, big deal. With time, being cultured, being an Anglo- or Francophile, and reading Harry Potter, we learn these things!
Could have been 6 miles
Wow you sound like a real ******* nice person to be around OP! I hope you get hit by a steamroller. Gently.
That sounds a bit disturbing.
How the hell is this a YDI? Like she could help being bored. And what kind of parents go home and leave their kid sleeping five miles away instead of, oh I don't know, waking her up?
What kind of person falls asleep at a crowed loud sports stadium? Unless you have narcolepsy or something.
"So bored," "dragged," and "buttfucking" convey a rather immature, bitchy and unappealing attitude. OP's family just wanted to include her. By the tone of her FML, it's highly credible to believe that she was probably complaining about it all the way to the match, which is a good reason her family left her there.
SURPRISE BUTT SEX IS ALWAYS FUN! I would have joined in, sounds like a great time, ydi for being straight :P
OP's a girl. "Ydi for being straight"? Yeah, because you can choose your sexuality and be gay/lesbian for an anal *******. Here's a fail cookie...
Lazy op...plain lazy. 5 miles is nothing...those soccer players probably average 10 miles+ each in one game.
YDI for having a REALLY bad attitude. Yours family is only trying to include you. You may think its lame, but try and show some kindness.
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Grown men buttfucking each other. Sounds intresting.
dude that's not soccer (or football) your describing thats gay **** :o