By so bored -__- - 25/02/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, my parents dragged me along to a family soccer game. I got so bored watching a bunch of grown men practically buttfucking each other between kicking balls around the field, that I fell asleep. I woke up a few hours later to an empty field and had to walk five miles back home. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Grown men buttfucking each other. Sounds intresting.

TheEpicMilkMan 13

dude that's not soccer (or football) your describing thats gay **** :o

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I find football (american) to have more homoerotic tendencies than soccer. I don't see soccer as homoerotic at all. I guess anything popular in Europe is seen as queer.

that's because footballers (in the UK) tend to look homosexual, if their toe gets stood on they fall to the floor and cry and get straight back up when the penalty is given. I've also noticed rugby, American football, and British football (all different things) there's a lot of butt slapping going on!

What about south america, Africa, and some of Asia? They all play soccer too.

lilsrox 0

Ooh ouch I hate walking, no matter how athletic I am

perdix 29

Are you sure you're not confusing soccer with rugby? A scrum looks like the start of a gay orgy.

DJRhetorical 4

Pitch? Is that like a regional thing? Because, the only pitch I know of has to do with a completely different sport. I can basically derive it's meaning from the context of the post but, I'm not certain of its full meaning.

Pitch is the term used in England (and most likely anywhere but America) for soccer field. And maybe even other sporting fields. Not 100% on that last part.

spekledworf 18

why would you change it? the word pitch threw me off... it's called a field here and should have been kept that way since OP is American

Overwhelming illiteracy in the submissions leads to doubt. No big deal; it is fixed now, the world did not end, and everybody learned something. This is never a bad thing, dear.

GoW_Chick 14

Just because OP lives in Tennessee doesn't mean they are American, and anyhow I was born and raised in America and used the term pitch very often. I don't see why I would have to conform and say field just because I am American and some of my brethren can't expand their simple minds.

dominic1221 6

Hear hear, SpekledWolf should shut her hole and be spontaneous some-times. Or write a bitchy blog post about how someone said "pitch" instead of "field" on a random-ass website. I hate sharing a country with ignorant boring bastards like you.

93- you make all Americans look stupid. Shame on you for giving a great country a bad name like that. I ain't American by the way, you just disgust me.

You guys, relax, so 93 didn't know a pitch is the field, big deal. With time, being cultured, being an Anglo- or Francophile, and reading Harry Potter, we learn these things!

spekledworf 18

Don't get your training bras in a twist kids. I said the mod should leave it in context so that make me ignorant? Seems like everyone likes to toss that phrase around to make themselves seem superior

Wow you sound like a real ******* nice person to be around OP! I hope you get hit by a steamroller. Gently.

How the hell is this a YDI? Like she could help being bored. And what kind of parents go home and leave their kid sleeping five miles away instead of, oh I don't know, waking her up?

What kind of person falls asleep at a crowed loud sports stadium? Unless you have narcolepsy or something.

"So bored," "dragged," and "buttfucking" convey a rather immature, bitchy and unappealing attitude. OP's family just wanted to include her. By the tone of her FML, it's highly credible to believe that she was probably complaining about it all the way to the match, which is a good reason her family left her there.

SURPRISE BUTT SEX IS ALWAYS FUN! I would have joined in, sounds like a great time, ydi for being straight :P

OP's a girl. "Ydi for being straight"? Yeah, because you can choose your sexuality and be gay/lesbian for an anal *******. Here's a fail cookie...

Lazy op...plain lazy. 5 miles is nothing...those soccer players probably average 10 miles+ each in one game.

YDI for having a REALLY bad attitude. Yours family is only trying to include you. You may think its lame, but try and show some kindness.