Intimacy: Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks...

By sad - 25/10/2011 10:15 - Reserved

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

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By albinoalligator - 04/07/2016 00:48 - United States - Elkton

Today, I declined an apartment because it didn't have a detachable shower head that I could use for my enjoyment. FML

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By NoBasement4U - 26/11/2015 20:24 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By ravestradamus - 12/10/2009 12:34 - Australia

Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML

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By BadatDIY - 16/11/2009 14:04 - United Kingdom

Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 12:00

Today, my parents announced they're getting a divorce. Now I don't know who's going to do my laundry. FML

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Common passion

By ShowerheadGirl - 09/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:59

So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"

jiimbo344 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:57

Buy a *****

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aleithiera 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 9:09

You poor, poor girl :(

Twistedboy 5

Wednesday 26 October 2011 9:41

Why does life have to be so cruel!!

cowzorz 3

Wednesday 26 October 2011 11:33

They were probably tired of smelling like crotch after their showers.

Trilogy 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 13:36

You're a nasty ***** That is all

MrsKitty86 9

Wednesday 26 October 2011 14:57

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! This make me laugh out loud!!! :-D Very clever way to put that, lol!

italianboyyy 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 15:40

Haha how sad. Come on over I got one you can use (;

ShadeOfWar 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 15:51

Wow

smokinburnout24 6

Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:32

go out and find a person to take the place of your shower head.....

meat1 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:28

Washing machine on spin cycle?

lazyysundayys 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 22:29

I wonder why, OP. . .I wonder why.

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