By sad - 25/10/2011 10:15 - Reserved

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Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
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ms_YoungMula 8

So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"

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musicophilia 3

How stupid that so many people are telling OP to buy a *****! All girls know that there's a massive difference between penetration and stimulation. It's not all about the vag, you know!

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WillyWonka1234 0

Use a Popsicle (preferably cherry) it's easy in fun and when you are done the "toy" just melts away.

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puppydog 12

that is a horrible idea! begging for a yeast infection right there.

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LoveLessXlll 8

i am 100% sure you can get a man to replace the shower head. just go to a club and whisper to the first man you are attracted to "i want to have sex tonight". if he doesnt say yes, then it is a sign the world is ending and you have bigger problems to worry about.

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varkey 7

You're disgusting. You know that that thing also sprays water that your parents use to clean themselves, right? YDI

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I'm going to give you a lesson in how a girl masturbates by using a shower head, (all by observing my girlfriend while in the shower together { kinky times :) ). First of all, It's the water that simulates the clit, usually by putting it in a setting that is enjoyable. THEN they put the shower head close to her clit, not to far not to close and the water does all the work. Judging by your comment, you think girls shove the shower head up their vag, they dont, stupid. Get a girl, or watch **** to see this in action, ********...

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poppylamonzo 0

They sat there for fifty minutes. And thought of the perfect comment. :D

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