By sad - 25/10/2011 10:15 - Reserved

Spicy
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 151
You deserved it 36 579

Same thing different taste

Top comments

So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"

Comments

I'm glad I'm not using your shower. Don't be a cheapo...get a *****!

They must have caught on...great way to avoid confrontation about where their showerhead has been.

chrisa7x6661 0
rubyliu8420 7

so when u had the shower head u weren't single? that's really pathetic!

XoXoKaylynXoXo 5

How about you chop off both your hands and see of you're not in the same boat.

usmcgalie 0

Might wanna buy yourself a friend. Not that expensive.

12fhstar 4

im sorry , but maybe youu should find a new way to ...... 'support yourself' and keep happy .. youll get what you need soon enuff .. i can give u a little hint .. theres a neat 'ol thing called a *****(:

bubo_fml 10

Your parents probably couldn't afford such a high water bill..."Damn it Edna, that kid takes a shower every 1/2 hour!"

Not true! You've still got a date! Two, actually. Their names: Hand 1 and Hand 2.