Health: Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and...

By sickbaby - 11/06/2011 13:06 - Singapore

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

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By minikat - 02/06/2018 15:00

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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ShelbyyCakess 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 19:56

strict patents. fyl OP

Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:01

but you could go home drunk and they might think you were having an attack :)

Comments

lchilton 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 21:42

wow that sucks. I also have chronic vertigo and I'd be super pissed if my parents didn't believe I was having an attack.

JoshZ 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 21:56

1,2,3,14!!!! Hello hello hola my place go vertigo... Sorry had to do it XD

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 12 June 2011 3:23

Yeah, I don't think you got those lyrics right. Better luck next time.

steamboat 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:03

u2 sucks.

AliSama 17

Saturday 11 June 2011 21:58

drunk people tend to smell like alocohol. Even people who have just had a few drinks. Their breaths reek of the stuff. IF you where that drunk, your breath would have been horrible. your parents are stupid. Sorry op.

Elendil_fml 10

Saturday 11 June 2011 22:32

My parents did that to my sister when she was a kid. Our doors had locks but we weren't allowed to lock them. My sister kept locking hers, it pissed my dad off, so he took the door off its hinges.

pink_raindrops 26

Saturday 11 June 2011 23:09

Lol my parents were like that with locks too. I never understood why they wouldn't take the lock off my door though since I was NEVER allowed to use it.

RockstarRN 10

Saturday 11 June 2011 22:36

I would be worried about your chronic vertigo!

pink_raindrops 26

Saturday 11 June 2011 23:07

Maybe you could see a dr about a prescription? I've never had vertigo so I'm not really sure what they would give you, but there must be something to help you with that problem. I hope your parents calm down a bit and start taking your problem seriously, because they clearly don't. I can understand them assuming you're drunk when you can barely walk, but if you tell them something is medically wrong and they instantly call you a liar that isn't good.