By AustinFFA - 22/01/2016 16:46 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML
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AustinFFA 11

I'm allowed to watch it. I'm 16. It's just awkward that they know when I'm watching

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Ebola_fml 20

Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.

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Comments

iamnotbob 4

Flickr has some mighty interesting pictures. And the domain likely isn't gonna get flagged by any monitoring. Enjoy ;)

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Justincolon22 15

Geez, I don't know what to say to that man, but yeah watch it anyway lol

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LalapaloozaChick 14

my parents did that. I bought my own electronics in high school specifically to watch **** without the concern of being monitored

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bandaidstations 28

50, I thought we covered that up top. Most women do in fact watch **** and/or ********** on a regular basis. This is not shocking news to anyone not living under a rock for the last 30 years.

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tintarroja 31

#50, get over this! Women do watch **** for **** sakes!

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quackImapenguin 16

Not most women, it's something like a third of women. Are you confusing the rate of women masturbating with the rate of women watching ****? Most women **********. Masturbation is great. **** is not required to **********. I for one think it's shameful that a third of women will willingly watch their fellow women being raped and tortured by the **** industry. Not that they're doing anything worse than the men who watch ****.

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Dave_Davington 33

So by "raped and tortured", you mean showered with stupid amounts of money, right? Honestly, **** stars have it pretty good.

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rockydify 22

Go old school. They still have magazines right?

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bahamit 18

Step one, open text document, type message about regretting invading privacy Step two, (exceptionally good if your parents are homophobes which many of that generation are) find the ronchiest most horrid gay **** you can find Step three, mute speakers, open ****, minimize ****, open text document to fill screen Step four, walk away

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NYGiants1925 22

Type this into google: "**** off, I know you're watching."

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