By AustinFFA - 22/01/2016 16:46 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML
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AustinFFA 11

I'm allowed to watch it. I'm 16. It's just awkward that they know when I'm watching

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Ebola_fml 20

Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.

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Comments

jk_waks23 19

Can VPN proxys work in this situations? Give it a try! It just might !

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thefierytaco 5

No, they cannot. If the spyware is installed directly to the PC (which it surely is), the only way to stop it would be to find and remove it or alternatively block its outgoing transmissions, although that all depends on how the spyware works and communicates/stores the data.

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Cpl_Levi 19

Use the onion router (tor) if the spyware is network based, but if it logs keystrokes I'd just use your phone.

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HeatherCorinne 14

Guess you're gonna have to go old school and get some magazines

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beardedbard1 6

Make a Linux live USB disk using a different computer. When you want to watch ****: 1. Plug the flash drive into the computer 2. Select it as a boot device (search your computer model to find the correct function key) 3. Start Linux from the USB disk 4. Watch all the ****

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Badkarma4u 17

That's what I would do.

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thefierytaco 5

Hey look, there's finally a reason to use Linux! (I kid, I'm well aware of Linux' value)

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JKPwnage 27

If you're the admin of the computer, just look in "C:Program Files" (and "C:Program Files (x86)" if it's there) for anything you might not have installed and delete it (and restart for good measure). If not, either use your phone or go to hide.me/proxy and make sure "encrypt webpage" and "encrypt url" are turned on and "allow cookies" is turned off. Also talking to them is probably a good idea

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thefierytaco 5

If any of the things you suggested worked, it'd be one shitty piece of spyware!

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kavank 9

Because every one knows how to download an onion browser and google the hidden wiki url or torch search engine url and search online black markets. Convert money into bitcoins, get an encrypted email address and have acid sent in from Germany with a pound of weed for $500 from Swaziland. I mean what?

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barlos88 19

Every day Google both how to seduce and murder your parents and make them really regret invading your space

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