By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 02:55 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. FML
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lat1404 16

It's weird that they know when you **********

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thxnder 14

Go somewhere else then, or wait until they aren't home, or asleep. Even sit down with them and ask them to stop because its making you feel uncomfortable. FYL, OP.

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conman531 23

If they are doing it every time, maybe you need to make it less obvious that you're masturbating

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Sirmrcrowley 12

Next time they walk in just look at it and say "and that's why people need to be beaten with a tire iron" they'll think you're crazy and never intrude again!!

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FelixJC 14

Are you that obvious? Just wait until they're out the house.

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Thatguy334 7

Make eye contact with them an go at it even harder.

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Durantye 8

That is sincerely beyond the level of ****** up. Like seriously why would any parent walk in on their child masturbating on purpose. That isn't even funny it is a little sick and gross.

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worldclassrager 39

Late at night really late at night like 2:00 am...or don't jack off

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maggiefox 25

This fml is a little disturbing. Not gonna lie.

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chadermcchaf 16

You probably jerk it so much they think it's funny to walk in on you. Just walk in on them having sex

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Quiet_one 22

Probably a sign that you're doing it way too often, or really loudly.

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