By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 02:55 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. FML
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lat1404 16

It's weird that they know when you **********

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thxnder 14

Go somewhere else then, or wait until they aren't home, or asleep. Even sit down with them and ask them to stop because its making you feel uncomfortable. FYL, OP.

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Attacksloth 33

Your parents either have some masturbatory-ESP or you jerk the gherkin WAY too much, or way too loudly. In the shower? Really? They must hear either moaning, skin flapping, or you're spending forty five minutes in there.

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grogers311 20

Look them in the eyes & finish like a man

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HugoMew 10

Make a game out of walking in on them or just maintain eyecontact and keep on going

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DJ_Jam 2

Have they already set up the therapy fund?

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jojob123456 3

God bless your soul man that sucks. Your parents are assholes. Don't you have locks on bathrooms and stuff. Good luck

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Dcm210 19

Leave your TV on or fan so they don't hear anything. As for walking on, lock your door.

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cathrope 10

wait until they are gone or in bed.

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Guardian88 21

Do you have chronic masturbation problem or something??

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rileyharrislm 6

Oh my god that sucks! I swear to god is that happened to me I would move out of the house!!

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Guardian88 21

Or you know you could just find a girlfriend an solve this problem, unless your gay then find a boyfriend.....

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