By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 02:55 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. FML
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lat1404 16

It's weird that they know when you **********

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thxnder 14

Go somewhere else then, or wait until they aren't home, or asleep. Even sit down with them and ask them to stop because its making you feel uncomfortable. FYL, OP.

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Soundslikeothers 15

Next time they walk in just keep going and stare at them, like what? You're not gonna win this round mom and dad! I'm going to finish regardless if you are in the room with me of not!

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TabooSushi 24

I agree with a few other commentors: If you have the (ahem) balls for it, make eye contact and just finish your business next time they walk in. Maybe even keep going a few more strokes afterward for emphasis. Skeeve them out REALLY badly. Otherwise, start being more discreet, because you are clearly too obvious about it if they know when you're doing it. If you seriously can't just wait til they're out of the house or asleep, I suggest maybe getting some professional help because that's a little extreme.

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cheshireau 26

That's rather inconsiderate. Everyone needs personal time to do what they need to do.

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Phoebe18 14

Why do people instantly assume someone is single because they **********? Plenty of people in sexually active relationships and happy relationships ********** a lot! I don't understand all this "find a girlfriend/boyfriend OP and you won't have that problem" getting a partner will not solve that, there's a chance it will only make things harder for OP because any attempts of having sex and ********** will continuously be interrupted by the parents. OP maybe even has a partner! Masturbation does not equal single, lonely, bored life!

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LCPLStewie 23

you bring up a good point but lets be honest. I you enjoy masturbation no big deal! if you do it enough to where your parents know about it and can plan for it and the OP is frustrated about it I do not believe this individual is taken

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ConstantlyAnna 8

Oh, this is not cool. The man just wants to have a wank, parents! Leave him be!!

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brandoneyez1 25

Seems you ********** a lot given they made a game from it.

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Alastrina_fml 20

That's REALLY inconsiderate and rude. There are parents in the world who can't [for whatever reason] accept that their kids are sexual beings. If that's the case, the parents need therapy because who in their right minds would stop their kid from a healthy act like masturbating? [religious wackos aside]

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thomcmoore 23

They probably will all need therapy, especially if OP takes to finishing while staring at mom and dad.

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iateapenguin 27

Kinda weird that they know when you're doing it. Are you making weird noises or something?

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AnonymousAlpaca1 18

I have a feeling they probably just randomly barge into his room if he's being quite to try and catch him and embarrass him. Of course context is needed, that's just my assumption.

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TheCrispyCat 20

If OP's parents would respect his privacy, maybe he would respect theirs.

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vlalam 24

Hahaha.. That's hilarious, u have awesome prankster parents.. Can I borrow them? Well, just book a hotel room and charge to ur parents card, they will come to know not to mess with u ;)

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