By Grounded - 03/11/2011 09:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 954
You deserved it 3 358

Same thing different taste

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Punish them by calling social services. That'll show 'em

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Your parents are a bunch of assholes. I wouldn't sit there and just take that. Get back at them!

What on Earth did you do to merit that kind of punishment? Because unless it was something amazingly serious, you need to get the hell out of there. Punishing a child for misbehaviour is one thing, but having a competition about it seems far too far and you really should consider moving out and/or getting social services involved...

Your fault for saying things like "freezing rain" everyone knows that's called hail. You're lucky, if you were my child I wouldn't have let you in the car at all.

My god you're an idiot. There is such a thing as freezing rain and I'm going to explain it to you in hopes your small little brain can understand. Freezing rain is rain that ONLY freezes and turns to ice when it hits cold surfaces. So it's not like hail, which is already a hunk of frozen ice before it hits the surface. And if you were my child, I wouldn't let you in my car AND I'd run you over with a bulldozer full of hail.

drawmesunshine 17

I always thought "freezing rain" meant sleet, like a rain/ice slush. Either way, 34's an idiot.

isis_morrigan 18

yea I also took it as a description of the rain, meaning that it was really freaking cold, and not literally frozen precipitation of any form.

KiddNYC1O 20

I love how #34 is so certain in the nonsense he said... LOL.

Perhaps OP meant the rain was really cold. That seems to be more likely. Also I pray for your children to come or if you have some already.

StopDropNRoll 11

Did anybody consider 34 being sarcastic? That's how I read it at least.

TheBitchOfChuckN 7

Freezing Rain can also mean rain that's cold.

Supernovas_Child 13

#34 I sincerely hope you don't have children. I would feel really bad for them if you did. It reminds me of that scene from The Giver where they hit the little kid with the cattle prod because he says "smack" instead of "snack".

I think she meant "very cold rain". You don't have to take every thing so literally. And no one EVER deserves abuse, because that's what this is.

sailorguy 2

You must really be a jerk of a kid. Maybe if you were less of a jerk they wouldn't treat you this way.

Really? I don't care how much of a "jerk kid" he is, competitive punishment is wrong.

skyeyez9 24

I say if OPs face is in the news as a Missing Child alert, his/her dad won the bet.