Miscellaneous: Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest...

By Grounded - 03/11/2011 09:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

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By Shelby - 19/06/2012 16:38 - United States - Nokomis

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

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You deserved it 17 301

By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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You deserved it 4 184

By GEE, THANKS DAD - 28/09/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

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You deserved it 8 464

By Walker - 04/11/2009 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents, who are divorced, were arguing over who has to pay for my bus pass. They decided they wouldn't pay unless the other one did too. Neither will pay the £60 it'll cost for my bus pass. I now have to walk to school every day, in freezing winter weather. It's 9 miles. Each way. FML

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You deserved it 4 114

By anonymous - 08/03/2010 15:12 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

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You deserved it 4 981

Doormat blues

By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML

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You deserved it 114

By wallamanut - 14/12/2014 07:50 - United States - Portland

Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML

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You deserved it 2 857

By :) - 29/05/2013 07:31 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML

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You deserved it 4 085

This is not good parenting

By Anonymous - 23/09/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, and for the past week, I've been incredibly on edge because apparently my dad is kicking me out but I don't know when, and my mom has told me I'm not allowed to tell anyone. She then got mad at me because I did. FML

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You deserved it 80

Not your day, is it?

By hiheyaiden - 03/03/2022 23:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML

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You deserved it 105

lexex1 4

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:13

Child abuse much..

waswashere 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:14

Punish them by calling social services. That'll show 'em

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thefaced 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:28

What's next?

jessesgirl14 16

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:30

This is child abuse and should be reported... I'm sorry you have parents who think it's a game to punish you! Hope things work out for you soon...

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:36

Your parents are very sick people!

GypsyRover 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:53

C.P.S. Child Protective Services. Don't tell them that ur calling them.

crystalnight 19

Friday 4 November 2011 0:09

Better than on the highway in the freezing rain. My step-mom is a crazy bitch.

j_cat187 19

Friday 4 November 2011 0:31

Call social services or better yet a cop and ruin your parents lives.

Ecklcakes 15

Friday 4 November 2011 1:12

That competition might actually be funny if your mum wasn't a complete bitch.

chels1994 11

Friday 4 November 2011 1:39

that's not punishment, that's just being an ass

iwatchutube 0

Friday 4 November 2011 2:25

I'm so sorry

lolitroll_fml 0

Friday 4 November 2011 3:12

They wouldnt see me agian...

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Not much though... Just a bit higher.

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Doormat blues

This is not good parenting

Not your day, is it?

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