Miscellaneous: Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest...

By Grounded - 03/11/2011 09:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

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By Shelby - 19/06/2012 16:38 - United States - Nokomis

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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By GEE, THANKS DAD - 28/09/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

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By Walker - 04/11/2009 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents, who are divorced, were arguing over who has to pay for my bus pass. They decided they wouldn't pay unless the other one did too. Neither will pay the £60 it'll cost for my bus pass. I now have to walk to school every day, in freezing winter weather. It's 9 miles. Each way. FML

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You deserved it 4 114

By anonymous - 08/03/2010 15:12 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

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You deserved it 4 981

Doormat blues

By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML

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You deserved it 114

By wallamanut - 14/12/2014 07:50 - United States - Portland

Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML

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By :) - 29/05/2013 07:31 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML

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This is not good parenting

By Anonymous - 23/09/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, and for the past week, I've been incredibly on edge because apparently my dad is kicking me out but I don't know when, and my mom has told me I'm not allowed to tell anyone. She then got mad at me because I did. FML

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Not your day, is it?

By hiheyaiden - 03/03/2022 23:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML

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lexex1 4

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:13

Child abuse much..

waswashere 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:14

Punish them by calling social services. That'll show 'em

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sgtwho 4

Saturday 5 November 2011 0:40

I'm kinda curious to see what they come up with next. But yea OP FYL.

Harlequin073 6

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:24

Builds character....and a thirst for VENGEANCE!!!!

foxfur 25

Saturday 5 November 2011 20:43

I'd love to be able to say exactly what you're parents would be considered, but I don't want to get blocked..

lilkitty983 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:14

Thats horrible, I hope you didnt get sick walking so long in the rain :( you're being abused, sweetheart

PinkFun1969 9

Sunday 6 November 2011 8:40

I guess you know where you need to take a shit tonight on someones pillow.;-)

sabrinamarie3 15

Sunday 6 November 2011 16:45

God damn... That sounds like what my parents would do. You should definitely leave that house;fast!

Uniquebutthesame 4

Sunday 6 November 2011 18:06

Don't get her nothing for mothers day

JenaLynn 5

Monday 7 November 2011 2:55

That can't be legal... Hilarious if it was a television show though. Are you alright?

hdizz10 0

Monday 7 November 2011 4:55

That's when you call CPS

WutzButz 3

Monday 7 November 2011 14:42

Sometimes it's hard to believe so rotten people acually exists. Or how many of them exists.

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