By rook - 09/01/2012 09:08 - United States

Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
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zombicidal 11

some people just want to control everytging about their kids

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Pelreskovich 11

Plenty of people don't get along with their in-laws. Have fun with it, play pranks on your parents, make a dumb situation fun! Argue in front of them then turn around and laugh about it, as long as you and your wife are happy, what's the issue?

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brianfantana32 10

Parents just think they control everything sometimes

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eatsleepjb 8

You should change your picture...it's 2012 now.

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GODert 8

Exactly with my own parents thinking they own or whatever.

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Sir_drink_alot 20

Do you still live at home? If not i'm going to pour a glass of concrete for you so you can harden the f#ck up

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brianfantana32 10

That was just mean

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Furrywhiplash 14

Why would OP need to "harden the f#ck up?" No where in the FML did he say he was giving in to his parents or even doubting his marriage. Plus, I'm sure his wife his keeping him plenty hard (if you know what I mean).

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Mr25_fml 14

Don't even worry about it. It's just because your parents don't have sex anymore so they're angry at the world

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cooLING 0

Are you serious? Do you actually think that sex ends after the kids grow up? Why do you think Viagra was in ented?I feel sorry for your future sex life if that's the case

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cooLING 0

*invented; . I love this iPod but i totally suck at touch typing

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mommapanda 0

Which generally happens later in life, and the older gents dealing with E.D. want to get things going on with their ladies!

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periwinkle95 10

Seeing 27 freak out was hilarious. People can't take a joke these days..

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AznNinja123 0

Your parents are hella not smart.

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TheGreatNinja15 1

You obviously don't know how to use the term "hella" correctly.

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xSorry_fml 10

Maybe you are oblivious and your wife complains to them.

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greysfox 6

Pre-arrange it with your wife that next time they say that you both tell them you won't be speaking to them until they acknowledge your commitment to each other and apologize.

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dani_jorge111911 0

Don't feel bad about that. Maybe if you and her didn't talk about your marriage, no one would be talking shit or getting involved.

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Ins_Knie 2

Maybe they know something you don't...

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Savra_fml 17

...like they heard your wife is cheating on you or something? Or they are just control-freaks:) Good luck with both:)

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TheGreatNinja15 1

I hope he does not worry about this now!

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MaloPero 4

Maybe they know something you don't, like they heard your wife is cheating on you or something? Or they are just control-freaks:) Good luck with both:)

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