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By Sally - 13/07/2010 09:22 - United States

Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML

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By Char - 09/09/2012 17:02 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML

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By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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By grounded4life - 22/07/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By TheHam - 05/09/2019 18:00 - Sweden

Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML

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By *sigh* - 23/05/2010 01:24 - United States

Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML

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By nalathelionqueen - 10/08/2012 22:44 - United States - North Hills

Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML

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By Noname - 07/03/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML

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By AlienZ - 12/04/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 254

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By thatfatkid - 10/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

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mrcoolman 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:08

guess u need 2 loose some weight op

SarahBearXoX 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:09

they were just trying to help you, and make the decision to loose weight for you seeing as you clearly didn't. so YDI unless of course you aren't fat? :/ then FYL

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Ragnir 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:16

Avoid the water blob at all cost, unless you're planning a trip to space!

DarkHelmet 10

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:34

I agree with 16 LOL

seahorses4eva 4

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:18

Well, I don't think that's a decision they should have made for you, or a situation you should have been thrown into unknowingly. Try to make the best of it, OP. Maybe you could meet some cool people.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:30

#18 I agree-- although it sucks that OP was tricked into going, the best she can do is try to have fun and see if any good can come of it.

floppychang 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:21

Are you going to be on the show Huge?

justsayfuck 5

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:21

They should have told you about it, no matter if their intentions were good or not.

sosoinlove09 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:24

they sent you there for a reason. at least you know they care about your health

12luck34 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:24

Fun...I guess?

Person1233 12

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:30

Your parents care about you! I would love to go to fat camp if I were fat. You should love being surrounded by your own kind as well. YDI for not appreciating their concern for your weight.

sallen0046 4

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:31

It's called research. You do it before you go on any kind of trip or to any kind of camp. It's your own fault for not bothering to check what was going on at said camp before you left. It doesn't really matter though, camp is camp. The point of all of them is to keep you as busy and active as possible. This one will just have healthier food.

GermanBoy0_0 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:32

Parenting at it's best

rukus310 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:32

psssst at least u can hide ur chokolate up ur ass

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