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By Sally - 13/07/2010 09:22 - United States

Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML

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By Char - 09/09/2012 17:02 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML

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By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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By grounded4life - 22/07/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By TheHam - 05/09/2019 18:00 - Sweden

Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML

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By *sigh* - 23/05/2010 01:24 - United States

Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML

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By nalathelionqueen - 10/08/2012 22:44 - United States - North Hills

Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML

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By Noname - 07/03/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML

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By AlienZ - 12/04/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML

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By thatfatkid - 10/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

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mrcoolman 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:08

guess u need 2 loose some weight op

SarahBearXoX 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:09

they were just trying to help you, and make the decision to loose weight for you seeing as you clearly didn't. so YDI unless of course you aren't fat? :/ then FYL

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83pgm 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:10

Some people are being really mean about this!! We all need help sometime in our lives for one reason or another. I think it sucks that your parents didn't tell you the truth.

DJSquiggs 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:13

YDI for being fat

irockfendergirl 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:50

104- wow, how original.

dragonxfly 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:38

ydi fat ass

qaz230lord 1

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:43

make the most fun out of it

usmcbunny 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:57

Your parents knew you'd react poorly, so they didn't tell you. Be happy they love you and want to help you lose weight, so you don't die before 50 from a myocardial infarction D:

xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:02

eat my words.!!! . 

RobotStrut 7

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:26

LMAO @ EllOfficial

onnielief 4

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:26

Why is that an FML? At least your parent care enough to send you to a fat camp. When you are all grown up you will thank your parents for this!

mr_miyagi 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:28

classic. just pray that tony percolater doesnt show up

pebbles8990 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:55

there is more to the story. they probaly been telling him he needed to lose weight and instead of losing he kept gaining. they were tired of him sitting on his ass so they tricked him because they knew if they told him it was a fat camp he wasn't going to go.

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