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By Sally - 13/07/2010 09:22 - United States

Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML

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By Char - 09/09/2012 17:02 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML

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By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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By grounded4life - 22/07/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By TheHam - 05/09/2019 18:00 - Sweden

Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML

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By *sigh* - 23/05/2010 01:24 - United States

Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML

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By nalathelionqueen - 10/08/2012 22:44 - United States - North Hills

Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML

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By Noname - 07/03/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML

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By AlienZ - 12/04/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML

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By thatfatkid - 10/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

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mrcoolman 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:08

guess u need 2 loose some weight op

SarahBearXoX 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:09

they were just trying to help you, and make the decision to loose weight for you seeing as you clearly didn't. so YDI unless of course you aren't fat? :/ then FYL

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skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 14 July 2010 0:41

#16. The water blob is the best thing about swimming in a lake (some beach resorts have them too). Sitting on the edge and having a heavy dude jump off a dock and onto the blob is super fun! Can get hurled about 15ft in the air then fall into the water.

MisterAmazing_fml 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 0:44

how did they convince you to go? did they tell you it was a camp where every day was all you can eat buffet followed by sitting on a couch? those deceitful bastards.

jwlz2013 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 1:31

#31 dam ur hot ha but ya any ways that does suck maybe it's the best u who knows

marquisallover 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 1:35

i mean in a way you deserve it your parents only did it because they cared about you i mean imagine how your parents would feel because god-forbid their child died because they were fat i mean really think about your life this is not an fml.

serge007 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 1:52

Assuming you were the one lifting the fork/spoon/spork into your mouth, YDI for bieng fat. Fattie.

Giorgio272 2

Wednesday 14 July 2010 3:20

they should send you to bad tattoo camp #14. also why promote fat sex?

Daederoth 10

Wednesday 14 July 2010 3:43

It's good for you. Now shut up and eat your fatty cakes.

itak365 4

Wednesday 14 July 2010 4:20

This reminds me of Heavyweights. Hope you don't have a crazed, hyperathletic Ben Stiller for a fitness coach.

babyybritt 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 4:30

OMG! ! thats so mean!

priscilla_28 5

Wednesday 14 July 2010 4:32

Who knows maybe it'll be fun. Try to make the best of it, make friends and make some effort so that this doesn't happen next year. Huge; Love that show.♥ ☺

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