By fd - 16/01/2009 13:36 - United States

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Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way with, the first one after having finally screwed up the courage to do it, that he has mono. I don't feel so good. FML
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dani_fizzle 0

hey man better than aids

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khaldun 0

Haha. I got mono last semester and had to withdraw from school. It's the perfect excuse to do absolutely nothing for two straight months, even if it does suck for awhile. And at least the way you got it was rather epic... To this day I still don't know how I got it, which pisses me off even more, I think.

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chelzy 0

hmmm... he's probly from the deep south.

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The_Saku 0

Rather it be mono than herpes or something, yeah? FYL

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mad2physicist 0

I assumed, for some reason, the poster is a girl who was with two guys. But now I am thinking this was a straight-up gay threesome.

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hobbsicle805 0

it was, problem with that?

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ygdrassil 17

I had kind of assumed it was two women and the guy. But there's no way of knowing the gender.

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sassyangel24 0

So your saying your ex cheated on You with Your sister right? I mean cause that would be the most logical explanation You morons.

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Autoshot 9

Every shitty decision has its consequences. YDI. Karma is a bitch.

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jhon316 0

they were gay if you didn't know

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kaprookie 3

or he could've just hugged her? or like what #45 said.

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cokyspaniel 0

calm yo *******- mono isn't that bad at least it wasn't chlamydia

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