By fd - 16/01/2009 13:36 - United States

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Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way with, the first one after having finally screwed up the courage to do it, that he has mono. I don't feel so good. FML
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dani_fizzle 0

hey man better than aids

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khaldun 0

Haha. I got mono last semester and had to withdraw from school. It's the perfect excuse to do absolutely nothing for two straight months, even if it does suck for awhile. And at least the way you got it was rather epic... To this day I still don't know how I got it, which pisses me off even more, I think.

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Sycops 0

Monoless, Mono doesn't go away. It goes into recession and can resurface at any time. My mom has it and so does my little brother.

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Hurt16 0

#4 did your boyfriend well ex boufriend sleep with your sister that's horrible fyl... I give u props they do deserve it

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uhohuscrewedup 0

price u paid for a threesum. I bet it was worth it.

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Otto12 0

woah, u had sex with ur ex and ur sister?!?!? you sick mother ******

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icall_BS 0

Can anyone explain to me what mono is exactly..?

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rebelution 0

sick mother ******? he ****** his mom too?!

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nizhoni16 0

Everyone bagging on the OP's preferences about 3-somes: shut the **** up, go impose your beliefs elsewhere. And mono does hurt like a son of a bitch, and takes absolutely forever to leave you alone :'(

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KittenLionFace 6

If mono is what I think it is (being from Scotland means we have funnier names for things, so I had to google it) it's not all that bad; both my friend and I had it. The meds my friend got made him high for a month and I didn't need anything for it at all.

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