By akasha - 06/04/2012 06:15 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML
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yanksby7 6

So you're upset that some poor woman was so uncomfortable that she had to swallow her pride and press a button to get someone else to scratch a private area? Perhaps patient care is not the right field for you. F HER life, and grow up OP

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jackol9 4

Ydi it comes with the job!..

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zombi3ki113r14 4

Hopefully you didn't do a "scratch-n-sniff".

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l0v3p4in 7

Ahhhh, yes! A little MRSA, maybe a few particles of blood and tissue stuck in between her teeth sounds just scrumptous! A nurse's hearty breakfast to get her started in the morning. Yum yum!

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FilleNoir 21

So that's your Job, get over it.

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linkinpark98 23

They better be paying you a nice little stack for those kind of things. XD

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Lumbeeman86 6

I work as a CNA. I have been there. It SUCKS. I feel your pain.

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l0v3p4in 7

Noor, your comments make me chuckle, but this one made with laugh hysterically. I could never imagine a doctor actually scratch a patient, especially in such an area. I've had too many ask me to do such trivial things as push a button on a machine that was located right beside them while I was in the midst of wiping another patient's backside down the hall. If such a doctor existed, I'd think I'd died and gone to Heaven. I'd fall in love with that doc. *Dreamy eyes*

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