By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 716
You deserved it 4 022

Same thing different taste

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FFML_314 11

Tell her to take the money and use it to get hers off the floor.

At least she cares I guess. I found a positive. (:

Comments

lol I'm jealous!! I wish my grams would pay for a boob job for me

ifyouseekamy666 0

aww the comments a lot of guys posted made me feel better about myself. I'm only a B and my GORGEOUS cousin syd has really big boobs and it always makes me feel bad about mine when we hang out sometimes.. (p.s. if ur a grammar Nazi don't judge cuz my iPod doesn't capitalize on here)

Nahhh, don't worry about that. Shouldn't worry about your boob size and should worry about who You are. You're you.

I agree with ifyouseekamy666, this made my day!! and you know what? little boobs are so much better coz they will never get saggy, they look young forever!!!

Well then flaunt what you have! Hahahahah, never thought I'd say that before. Still, be confident in yourselves.

Small ones are the best! I love them small and perky!!!

chobitschibi1369 0

She was probably thinking she was being nice. And by the way, there are quite a few women who have large breasts that wish they had smaller. Back pain and the annoyance that finding non "slutty" clothes are two of the things that make them evil.

chillinAK 9

Exactly. Being a DD girl since age 14, I can honestly say THEY SUCK. I am always topic of family get togethers, and the back pain is horrendous. I'm no longer a DD, now I'm a specialty size lol, and I can't wait for spring fir my reduction. OP, if you do decide on an implant, stick with a small c tops-don't go Pamela on us!

you should go to your grandma give her a hug and accept her kind gift with a thank you, obviously she loves you enough to give it to you straight and pay for a completely unnecessary procedure, you don't have to go wild and get a double D's,size C's are great.

Big boobs are for shock value of first impression. So, if you're out for a career of first impressions, go for it.

yummycupcakegirl 0

C's are great and no back pain... i love my C's:)