Miscellaneous: Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother...

By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

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By Rawr - 01/08/2010 10:38 - Switzerland

Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML

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By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML

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By David - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, the 86 year old guy next door told me I needed three things in life to succeed: a cook book, a boyfriend, and a boob job. FML

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By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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By strawberrykiwi62 - 11/06/2009 09:09 - Israel

Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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By madamefuxalittle - 08/07/2014 20:52 - United States - Stratford

Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 21:59 - United States - Crystal City

Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML

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Saturday 16 October 2010 12:07

Tell her to take the money and use it to get hers off the floor.

SarahBearXoX 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 12:05

At least she cares I guess. I found a positive. (:

Comments

Loki966 1

Saturday 16 October 2010 22:58

lol words of wisdom

Susanbelle12 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 23:01

Lmao tiny suckers... Your grandma is my new best friend xD

PWNjaban 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 0:14

Old people: they get straight to the point!

squeaker07 15

Sunday 17 October 2010 0:58

wow it makes me sad how many people want a boob job. i'm perfectly fine with mine and they're not honkin huge or really tiny. all u girls wanna b fake b fake. you wanna b all natural then smack granny :)

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 17 October 2010 2:28

Forget your granny, I happen to LIKE small boobs! If there's one guy who likes small boobs, then there must be at least a few hundred thousand just like me. After all, men are cockroaches. Or, that's what all women tell ME, anyway… FML

metalheads 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 3:16

o wow.!!!

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 17 October 2010 3:27

Take the money and put a down payment on a porshe or some other fast car. Guys like women in fast cars and they wont look at your boob (at least not first).