Miscellaneous: Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother...

By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

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By Rawr - 01/08/2010 10:38 - Switzerland

Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML

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By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML

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By David - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, the 86 year old guy next door told me I needed three things in life to succeed: a cook book, a boyfriend, and a boob job. FML

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By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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By strawberrykiwi62 - 11/06/2009 09:09 - Israel

Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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By madamefuxalittle - 08/07/2014 20:52 - United States - Stratford

Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 21:59 - United States - Crystal City

Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML

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Saturday 16 October 2010 12:07

Tell her to take the money and use it to get hers off the floor.

SarahBearXoX 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 12:05

At least she cares I guess. I found a positive. (:

Comments

underpaid011 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 18:19

don't get implants. be happy with yourself as you are. granny is wise, and knows a lot from her 90 years of experience on this planet - but hold off a bit. my girl has no chest, but I don't care. I'm not in love with her boobs.

squeaker07 15

Sunday 17 October 2010 1:44

aww thts sweet. finally a guy isn't such a meathead! kudos for you :)

hashoahxxx 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 18:26

take the hint

spaceshan69 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 18:29

way to be ungrateful you little ****

hahaalolz 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 14:45

woah there don't use that ******* word

LOLSWAT 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 18:52

real boobs > fake boobs

meteor_stream 9

Saturday 16 October 2010 20:44

Well, if she's really open-minded, explain to her what "delicious flat chest" is. That would make her think I guess =)

kosherkraut 5

Saturday 16 October 2010 20:52

If you're going to do it don't do it for a dude. Do it for yourself. If you like their size, just leave them alone and maybe get them lifted if they start to sag.