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By no_service - 19/06/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML

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Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML

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By RiceCrispyTreats - 01/09/2015 16:46 - United States - Pelham

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 00:24 - United States - Boise

Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

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By Cassy - 14/02/2023 13:00 - Australia - Rockingham

Today, my 4 year-old son got a hole in his head from doing a twirl jump off bricks out the back. After being in hospital for 8 hours, my car battery was flat from me leaving the lights on. My husband went to get a new battery and lost his wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML

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spillproof 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:18

what, you left your son alone. who was watching him?!

Seti_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:18

I would be sooo pissed. Especially since it's hard to be mad at your kid since he was trying to help.

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Mr_Positive 3

Sunday 21 June 2009 19:16

aww that's cute ! hope you got an insurance as well..

awesomehuman 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:23

That's cute

nadms 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:01

aww i think that's cute :)

ozymandias_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:16

It's ok. They have *amazing* programs for the 'special' people these days, and most insurances cover it.

jess09_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 17:34

ydi for telling him it was dead....no wait, that only works when the kid is like 1....is your 6 year old retarded?

blueflame 2

Monday 22 June 2009 21:08

Did you seriously leave your 6 year old son alone at home while you went out to run some errands without your cell phone? That's a great idea! *facepalm*

Hjelloo 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 4:24

All the people replying negatively to this obviously have never had a kid of their own. And thank God for that, you idiots would make terrible parents.

Illumi113 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 8:11

I agree. Shame on all of us for not being able to look past and completely ignore every single fault in a child, shame on us for not being able to worship a child simply because he/she is a child, and shame on us for not being able to completely deify a child and establish him/her as the ultimate right of the universe. Just to be clear, that whole speech was thick with sarcasm. It's one thing to love one's son/daughter despite all of his/her flaws. It's another to think that one's child and everything he/she does is absolutely right in every way, that one's child is perfect, and that one's child is the center of the universe. Parents should absolutely love their kids, but they should also be honest about them, both with the kids, and themselves. A six-year-old could be showing the early signs of a serial killer and people would still think it was cute.