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By stupidbullcrêpe - 20/08/2012 22:06 - Brazil - Santos

Today, my pregnant wife broke down in tears over the fact that since moving to Brazil for my job, we don't have regular access to macaroni and cheese. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2014 22:08 - United States - Blue Earth

Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML

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By losthusband - 11/10/2020 20:01 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

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By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife is experiencing feral pregnancy cravings. She is craving some sort of cookie that she used to eat as a child. That particular cookie company went out of business 20 years ago, so my wife is growling at me like I was personally responsible for them shutting down. FML

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By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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By for better or for farts - 06/08/2020 23:01

Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML

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By FauteuilEver Alone - 05/07/2012 08:11 - France

Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML

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Downhill from here

By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 18:00

Today, I'm two months pregnant and can only seem to eat plain food consisting of mostly cheese. Now I’m constipated and haven’t pooped in two days. FML

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By not even - 21/07/2016 11:20 - United States - Troy

Today, my pregnant wife suggested we have fun tonight since we haven't had sex in 3 months. She also said we'll be having waffles and sausage. I'm actually more excited about the food than the sex. FML

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nerobluerose 10

Tuesday 21 August 2012 2:36

Buy that poor woman some mac-n-cheese.

porkpiehat 8

Tuesday 21 August 2012 2:37

Holy crap, mail order that girl some mac n' cheese

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mpalmiter4717 8

Tuesday 21 August 2012 4:16

Find a good recipe, double it then freeze it into single serving sizes so your wife will have macaroni and cheese easily on hand. Good luck OP

purpledrizzle 5

Tuesday 21 August 2012 4:23

This is making me extremely hungry. Off to get some mac & cheese with bacon I go.

metalwolf 17

Tuesday 21 August 2012 4:23

If it is that important then keep stockpile. When you get low, just buy more. Problem solved.

iceroyalty1984 14

Tuesday 21 August 2012 4:28

I have left men for far less than lack of mac 'n cheese. Remedy this ASAP or you will surely suffer.

jennt89 10

Tuesday 21 August 2012 4:38

I love Mac and cheese. It must be so hard for your poor wife.

avaeba 14

Tuesday 21 August 2012 4:46

It's a thing; being pregnant hungry is way harder than being normal hungry

swedeNix 13

Tuesday 21 August 2012 4:53

Pregnant women and their cravings in a nutshell:)

CastielJ 6

Tuesday 21 August 2012 4:57

Whip out some Mac & White cheese!

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 21 August 2012 4:59

She's pregnant man. You have to be prepared for that.

rlariscy 1

Tuesday 21 August 2012 5:04

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