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By Proposal Fail - 01/01/2015 05:47 - United States - Holbrook

Today, my proposal to my girlfriend was supposed to be exactly when the ball dropped at midnight. Unfortunately my mother called her at 11:55pm to ask her if she liked the ring. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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Picture perfect

By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:50 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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A night to remember

By Anonymous - 14/03/2025 22:00 - Australia

Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML

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Thursday 1 January 2015 18:43

Damn that ******* sucks. Sorry op.

CoGhostRider 31

Thursday 1 January 2015 18:43

Oh well it happens. Happy new year to you (hopefully she said yes)

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Psychomurican 2

Friday 2 January 2015 1:27

I would be like MOM! Wrong son! To save the suprise

JKPwnage 27

Friday 2 January 2015 2:17

#DammitMom goes trending in 5... 4... 3...

Britt125 16

Friday 2 January 2015 2:56

Aww that's such a sweet idea. I hope she still said yes, sorry your mom ruined the moment though.

bec_rants 4

Friday 2 January 2015 2:59

I need closure on this story! Did she say yes? PS: your mum is an ass.

msdtreadwell 15

Friday 2 January 2015 3:50

Fake lol nobody can get a call through on New Years Eve!

CougeeSwagg 19

Friday 2 January 2015 4:24

Biiiiiiitch!

thes7274473 19

Friday 2 January 2015 4:44

Really, because it says you posted this FML at 9:47pm on New Year's Eve...

shadysheikj 14

Friday 2 January 2015 6:50

All you gotta do now is cancel the proposal and try agian next year

bl865ood 17

Friday 2 January 2015 9:19

then you drop down to you knee and act like it was planned

Goblin182 26

Friday 2 January 2015 12:44

Your mom sounds like a drama queen who has to be the center of attention.

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