Animals: Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me...

By I'm a pussy, yeah yeah - 05/09/2015 05:56 - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me to a stand-off. After 10 minutes, I couldn't hold it in any more and asked to use my neighbor's bathroom instead. I told him my toilet was broken. FML

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By Damn cats - 13/10/2022 04:00

Today, I had to use the bathroom when I woke up this morning. My cat was sitting in front of the toilet and absolutely refused to move. I seriously tried every humane way of getting her to move, but she didn't budge. I had to sit really awkwardly on the toilet to do my business. When I stood up, she moved. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By DeadlyKitten - 20/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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lchollett 22

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:13

Assert your dominance by peeing in its litter box and then guarding said litter box whenever your cat has to go.

britni2point0 6

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:09

Pee on the cat!

Comments

middlenamefrank 8

Tuesday 8 September 2015 16:57

Hmm....the reason I own a cat is because it's a pleasant experience for both of us. Why would you have a pet that terrorizes you like that?

middlenamefrank 8

Tuesday 8 September 2015 17:00

It depends on when you get them neutered. If you do it when you should, when they're kittens, they'll never develop dominant behaviors. But if you try it when they're already mature, their behaviors are already habitual and neutering won't have much effect. Fix your animals, and do it when they're young.

Ninjerman 7

Wednesday 9 September 2015 7:11

Just piss on the cat. He'll learn

bobbillybob 4

Wednesday 9 September 2015 7:34

What is it with cat people. Your bigger and smarter. Well bigger at least. A smart person would have just come to the conclusion to move the cat by force instead of letting the cat dominate the human.

Hop6e 22

Thursday 17 September 2015 15:42

If it'd been my cat doing that I would have gotten a broom and just shoved him off. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

rohan111993 13

Tuesday 22 September 2015 12:56

Kick it off? What the hell is wrong with you people? It's a ******* cat!

fyourlife775 2

Thursday 24 September 2015 0:55

Sounds like your the pussy in the house

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 1 October 2015 21:56

Declawing is actually extremely cruel and has many serious health risks. Cats have claws and will use them (for scratching posts, etc). People who can't handle that shouldn't have cats.