Miscellaneous: Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month...

By crazytown - 10/04/2014 15:50 - United States - Denver

Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago showed up at my work yelling and crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML

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By Katie - 29/08/2021 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML

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By janice - 03/06/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Wtf - 17/05/2017 22:00

Today, my estranged, psycho ex called me ten times and left belligerent messages because I didn't send him anything for his birthday yesterday like I used to. This is the same man who never gave me a birthday gift, text, or even a Happy Birthday wish during our 7 years together. FML

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By wtf - 01/07/2017 16:00

Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML

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By georgiaswish - 20/11/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 07:00 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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By Tag - 24/09/2014 01:19 - Australia

Today, my psychotic, very jealous ex-boyfriend appeared out of nowhere and punched a male store clerk who was helping me look for azaleas in a garden center. FML

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You deserved it 3 164

By faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States

Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML

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By Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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pjsr 32

Thursday 10 April 2014 22:42

A restraining order would make a great birthday present!

iBanana 17

Thursday 10 April 2014 22:50

WE WERE TOGETHER FOR 8 WEEKS. I BOUGHT HER A STUFFED HIPPO FOR BIRTHDAY. WHAT DID SHE GET FOR MY BIRTHDAY? NOTHING!!!!!!!

Comments

sempisaviour 17

Thursday 10 April 2014 23:02

Plot twist: YOU ARE ONE!

rocker_chick23 27

Thursday 10 April 2014 23:12

Explain to your boss that your ex is a crazy psycho.

cgruber34 3

Thursday 10 April 2014 23:13

Just make him a sandwich and you will be fine

menfearme 10

Thursday 10 April 2014 23:18

Maybe you could get him a gift certificate for a good psychologist? Tell him: Happy belated birthday, Nutjob! :)

menfearme 10

Thursday 10 April 2014 23:20

How about a card with a restraining order in it? Preferably one that plays a song like Jason Derulo's ridin solo. Lol

sempisaviour 17

Thursday 10 April 2014 23:27

Try Room 409 by Bullet for My Valentine. Jason Derulo is OK but he uses way too much autotune and he didn't even write that song, or any of them. But oh well. Nobody knows about this band I like other than like 5 million people, and that's not even that much.

Nymeria_fml 25

Friday 11 April 2014 0:23

You're so hipster, sempisaviour...

sempisaviour 17

Friday 11 April 2014 0:34

Ehh. Nobody seems to like rock anymore so yea

xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Friday 11 April 2014 0:47

I do good sir. Room 409 happens to be one of my favourite songs

MonkeyBurgerMan 14

Thursday 10 April 2014 23:36

It's depressing when your sig other doesn't get you anything.. But since he's your ex FYL

mchmelev1993 10

Thursday 10 April 2014 23:59

Its time for you to get a restraining order!

sunshineb81 16

Friday 11 April 2014 0:02

Seriously, get a restraining order. People are not allowed to harass you at your place of employment. Having visitors that disrupt the work place can get you in trouble. Stop him now before he does serious damage to your reputation or your employment status.