By crazytown - 10/04/2014 15:50 - United States - Denver

Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago showed up at my work yelling and crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML
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pjsr 32

A restraining order would make a great birthday present!

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iBanana 17

WE WERE TOGETHER FOR 8 WEEKS. I BOUGHT HER A STUFFED HIPPO FOR BIRTHDAY. WHAT DID SHE GET FOR MY BIRTHDAY? NOTHING!!!!!!!

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sajupt 17

I think it depends on why *u* broke up with him...

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underthesea12 24

You forgot his birthday... how sad for him.

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notmepleade 8

Just tell your boss that he shouldn't e judgmental because of you past.

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xo_erica_xox 9

Thank God you are not with that psycho anymore!

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MrZsDad 19

Sometimes you have to be an asshole, just as long as your boss isn't one to you.

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Goblin182 26

OP was your ex drunk? Please telle me he didn't come to your work and show his ass stone cold sober.

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Omniprism 14

Tell your boss you broke up with him awhile ago and are probably going to put a restraining order on him and you'd like his support.

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squarecircles 13

Maybe he just needed a diaper change.

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