By Baegel - 02/03/2016 01:52 - United States - Havertown

Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
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WOTAN1488 24

"She" and "they" were used together...?

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shadypalmtree 20

They as in whoever Trump pays to make his shitty stickers. They probably used cement in preparation to build the wall if he wins. They have to test the product first.

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_Peppermint_ 34

Would've been better off with slashed tires

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finalyearsofhate 22

peanut butter works great to get sticky stuff off, op.

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lolhailsatan 23

ah yes, simply slather a thick layer of peanut butter all over your car:)

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Lalala579121 27

I would much rather have a car covered in peanut butter than a car covered in Trump stickers. As long as OP avoids going to the zoo or the woods he'll be fine.

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pyrestriker 6

I would contact the police to make a report, since this was obviously applied in a manner not typical of bumper stickers and would likely cause damage to the paint during removal. Then, I'd contact my insurance company and list her as the Responsible Party on the claim. The insurance company should go after her for the damages and help you get them off in the meantime. If you aren't sure, you can always take it to a body shop for confirmation on the bumper stickers and being able to get them safely off.

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Catdragon 40

At first I thought it said defecated rather than defaced. Well I wasn't too far off.

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more4me 27

LOL ! Thanks for that. Needed the laugh today !

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DobbyGotPwnt 8

She did you a favor. You should be proud to support such a great man as you drive around.

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RageWolf16 31

He's a compulsive liar and a literal fascist

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DumbassRoaster 22

Better then A criminal or a socialist, am I right? But Trump is an asshole go Rubio Cruz or Carson

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EnJey0 19

I really truly hope this is sarcasm, if it is, I apologize for this. Trump supporters are essentially saying they like someone who wants to disband the department of education, health he environmental protection agency, and wants to give the rich tax cuts that they don't deserve. He has given no legitimate system for making America "Great Again" he also "indirectly" called a lot of his supporters stupid, and refused to denounce the support of the former grand wizard of the KKK. He is a terrible man who I, along with most sane people, wish for him to step on a goddamn Lego.

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DobbyGotPwnt 8

You might want to look up the definition of fascism. I think you'll find it represents the current administration quite well.

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OnlySkyrimStays 11

Sounds like Superglue. Soak the car with warm water, then apply a mix of thick hand cream and soap powder. Wait a few hours, wash off with more warm water, then peel off. Had a group of students cover a teacher's car with BNP stickers and Superglue on their last day, and the teacher did that to get them off.

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bearbear120 27

How do you soak a car in water?

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rien151 19

soak towels in water then apply to the area.

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OnlySkyrimStays 11

Exactly that.

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Cyrus00 41

Wait for it to rain.

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crackpotL 33

They don't use glue they use TRUMP brand hair product.

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