By Baegel - 02/03/2016 01:52 - United States - Havertown

Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML
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Kittyphysics 21

the keying or tires would have been better. good luck, op!

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Canadiangrown 8

if I were you I'd wish that I got the keyed up car. lmao

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abagrov 14

Use a power washer. That have those at self service car washes

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more4me 27

No !!!!! That will remove everything, including the car's paint !

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pwinche1 11

try warming the bumper sticker up with a hairdryer. it might soften the glue without harming your paint job. once you get them up, take baby oil over the area to make sure all the glue is gone.

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BlondBombShll88 14

this is actually a really good idea and should work well, I'm the owner of a residential and commercial cleaning company, so I see all kinds of stains, another thing to try is going to Home Depot/Lowes and finding a commercial strength adhesive remover that will not damage the paint, they are a littke harder to find but shouldn't be impossible and should be in the paint aisle.....GOOD LUCK OP!

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more4me 27

#38 that is a great idea, actually ! Do that AFTER the police report for vandalism.

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Nightbird827 15

That's not defacing. You should be proud if anything. If they were Hillary stickers you'd have to pay someone to take your car.

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EnJey0 19

Trump is a terrible man, yes some of the things Hillary is saying is good on paper, and absurd in practice, but she's 10000000000000^10000000 times better than trump

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Chazzster 28

Use a hair dryer on the stickers - Most come off easily when warmed up.

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