By Radioo - 18/01/2010 09:00 - United States

Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
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hedgehogs 0

Assuming that you knew this was a problem, why the hell were you keeping your rabbit in an area where he could continue eating it? Poor rabbit.

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perdix 29

Shame on you! You should get a boyfriend to munch your carpet, not a little bunny. You're going to have a hard time getting a guy interested in your patchy carpet, so you should probably just shave "down there" and start all over again.

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fiaspice_fml 1

Why wasn't your rabbit supervised for out of cage playtime? Dying from impaction is really painfull for roddent, I really hope he was brought to a vet. Poor rabbit...

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yumnori 0

It's true that dying from impaction is painful, but rabbits are not rodents... they are lagomorphs.

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Jen_J_the_J 0

the poor rabbit!! perhaps if u fed hin and kept him away from carpet? sorry about the rabbit :( mine git killed by my crazy ass terrior, wgom we sion after sold

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Redjourney88 0

Rabbit: Today, I died a painfully slow death from munching too much carpet. FML

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saranottelling 7

I think it would be more along the lines of: Rabbit: Today, my owner wouldn't pay attention to me because apparently a marathon of her favorite show (MacGyver) was more important. I was bored and decided to eat carpet. My owner was furious over the patchy carpet, I died. FML

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golfishd 0

thats sad. did he also get into the drapes ;)

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gottalaugh79 0

I totally understand! I have a bunny too! Nice to know she is not the only one who eats carpet!

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Nakedsquirrel 5

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM Did bunny's leg thump uncontrollably while munching?

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