Love: Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook.... - FML

By sisco2901 - 22/01/2012 09:12 - Slovakia

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 13:04 - United States

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

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By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 21:43 - France

Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML

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By creamed - 20/02/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML

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By Sabrina - 03/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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By xX-SaD-FaCe-Xx - 24/11/2009 10:04 - Singapore

Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML

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By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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Eyes on the prize

By Geeee - 30/10/2024 04:00 - United States

Today, my ex, who “didn’t believe in posting our relationship on social media”, has no problem posting his new girlfriend and showing her off. He acts like he won a very valuable prize with her, and I was left in the shadows for the whole year we dated. FML

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Top comments

IceeCreamm 7

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:31

And that's why she's your ex.

ICATiger 13

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:33

Wow she's so desperate she has to hire a stripper.... I'd say you dodged a bullet

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sassymallory 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 22:18

Aww dude! That sucks... I'm sorry:/

marleyloves 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 22:20

She obviously wanted your attention .. Just don't give it to her!

allarmy323 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 22:27

Try having your wife post a picture of her back home kissing another guy on your wall.

CheerGrl0001 4

Sunday 22 January 2012 22:34

Wat did you do?

Sload_fml 5

Sunday 22 January 2012 22:54

Don't let it get to you, she is being very immature by doing that. The OP should tell us what he did.

BreePallas 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:36

I don't see why this is an FML or why her being with a stripper makes any difference...it's a stripper...

wdd2 5

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:39

Two words got my attention, male stripper, and then i forgot the rest. *drools*

shockwave_system 6

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:45

Show it to her father. :)

jaredofmo 22

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:56

Why FML? The only guy she can get with is a stripper? Someone who does this stuff for hire?

SwtCherryPie 26

Monday 23 January 2012 0:14

We are only getting your side of it. Im sure you did something to bring this on yourself.

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Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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Today, my boss told me that we're having a big meeting tomorrow, with lots of important people. Before leaving the room he added, "Please, tomorrow, try to dress better." FML

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