Intimacy: Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

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By devilboy - 06/07/2011 11:26 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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How does she know?

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 08:00

Today, my future mother-in-law freaked out my very religious fiancé by telling him fornication is gonna send him to hell, because when I was with them in January we had sex every day for a month and she's still mad about it. FML

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I will always be in her thought

By Anonymous - 17/11/2019 18:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML

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By tman - 14/10/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML

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Excuses, excuses

By TJ. - 17/10/2022 10:00

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Why? She had been praying and came to the conclusion that God was telling her to leave so she could meet her soul mate. FML

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Faithfull

By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 00:02

Today, my date walked out on me after I told him I was devout in my beliefs, including saving myself until marriage. Apparently, meeting me at Sunday services didn’t twig him to my faith, and he actually thought religious girls were all secret sluts like in the pornos. FML

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White lie

By Sorrymom - 11/08/2017 01:30

Today, I had to watch as my deeply religious mother broke out in tears of joy, as she said how happy she was that I was waiting until marriage to have sex. I didn't have the heart to tell her that my fiancé and I fucked on the first date. FML

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marcelmg 10

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:44

Must be catholic. Can't cope with sinners, but can be sinners.

randomguy76 14

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:44

Dodged a HUGE bullet.

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Emily282828 2

Saturday 25 April 2015 17:20

Sounds like a good girl syndrome to me. Tough break :-(

nature_girl_08 14

Sunday 26 April 2015 10:18

Something similar actually happened to my best friend's mom. She was engaged to his father, who was a devout Catholic, and when she ended up pregnant, he broke up with her because he couldn't marry someone who has conceived a child out of wedlock. Ended up moving back to California and my best friend never met him.

alfonze07 12

Monday 27 April 2015 5:36

You were just a hit it and quit it...

savemeSheehan 8

Monday 27 April 2015 22:03

A lot of people, specifically very religious people, react badly after sex. She is probably just feeling guilty and taking it out on you

syed121417 22

Monday 27 April 2015 23:50

Ugh I hate it when people do something, regret it, but punish others for it. Can't believe she broke up with you over that. There are some people who use religion to justify the cray

fmlneedsauser 1

Tuesday 28 April 2015 15:16

My ex did this to me too, dude. I feel your pain, but trust me, it's a blessing to get away from that level of crazy.

tchopper1969 16

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:10

hope she was good at least

Einstein89 0

Wednesday 29 April 2015 14:29

She was looking for a reason to break up with you. And probably cheating on you.

Kozeyekan021 1

Wednesday 29 April 2015 16:02

Wait, wait, wait. So you had a girl who doesn't get around ask you for sex, then she sent you on your way afterwards? Screw you, your life doesn't suck, it's actually a pretty good outcome.