Intimacy: Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Spicy

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

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By devilboy - 06/07/2011 11:26 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Spicy

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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How does she know?

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 08:00

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Today, my future mother-in-law freaked out my very religious fiancé by telling him fornication is gonna send him to hell, because when I was with them in January we had sex every day for a month and she's still mad about it. FML

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I will always be in her thought

By Anonymous - 17/11/2019 18:00

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML

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By tman - 14/10/2010 08:24 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML

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Excuses, excuses

By TJ. - 17/10/2022 10:00

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Why? She had been praying and came to the conclusion that God was telling her to leave so she could meet her soul mate. FML

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Faithfull

By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 00:02

Today, my date walked out on me after I told him I was devout in my beliefs, including saving myself until marriage. Apparently, meeting me at Sunday services didn’t twig him to my faith, and he actually thought religious girls were all secret sluts like in the pornos. FML

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White lie

By Sorrymom - 11/08/2017 01:30

Spicy

Today, I had to watch as my deeply religious mother broke out in tears of joy, as she said how happy she was that I was waiting until marriage to have sex. I didn't have the heart to tell her that my fiancé and I fucked on the first date. FML

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marcelmg 10

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:44

Must be catholic. Can't cope with sinners, but can be sinners.

randomguy76 14

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:44

Dodged a HUGE bullet.

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ScaredyPoots 6

Monday 29 June 2015 18:23

Good thing you don't have to date an idiot anymore

funinthesun242 9

Saturday 19 September 2015 13:10

Did you take her virginity too?

megnifique 14

Saturday 21 May 2016 9:21

Doesn't matter, had sex! <3

dihannasaurus 9

Sunday 26 June 2016 4:06

hah. catholics.

JesusFreak72414 2

Saturday 9 July 2016 3:40

Just like Jesus said "You hypocrite!" is what I say about her!

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