Toys and Miscellaneous: Today, my remote control airplane arrived in the mail. I was...

By buckley456 - 28/05/2012 03:33 - United States - Glenolden

Today, my remote control airplane arrived in the mail. I was super excited, so naturally I took it outside for its first flight. It now resides at the top of the tallest tree in sight. FML

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By E or - 13/07/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

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By 2234 - 04/10/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was tossing my car keys into the air and catching them. I threw them up really high, only to have them land in the branches of the palm tree outside my door, at the very top. FML

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By awesome - 05/01/2012 17:13 - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

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Acrophobia

By Matthew Smith - 21/06/2021 21:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my new drone got stuck on the neighbour's roof. I'd bought the drone to look at my roof because I don’t like going up on ladders. FML

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By birdhater - 15/10/2009 06:16 - Australia

Today, the bird that has been stuck in my roof for two days, keeping me awake at night, finally flew out of the roof and into the house. As I was opening the door to send it outside, it flew straight back up into the roof. FML

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By Alyssa Charlotte - 29/07/2011 02:25 - Mexico

Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML

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Sorry moley

By Ubehage - 15/03/2023 16:00 - Denmark

Today, I managed to fell a tree perfectly. It landed exactly where it should. Today is also the day I managed to Whack-a-Mole in real life. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML

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Two left feet for hands

By I can't throw ;-; - 31/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my friend invited me to play frisbee golf with him. On my first throw, my frisbee got stuck on a branch near the top of a very tall tree. This is why I don't do sports. FML

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By claubea11 - 01/01/2014 05:17 - Puerto Rico - Ponce

Today, I decided to light a lantern and watch it fly with my girlfriend after midnight. The neighbor's tree caught fire. FML

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shrimp1234 4

Monday 28 May 2012 9:46

Train a falcon and have it go get it.

baddawg365 0

Monday 28 May 2012 9:53

To buy the falcon use the money you saved by switching to State Farm.

Comments

yourmurderscenex 13

Monday 28 May 2012 23:49

now this is were you take all your tree climbing skills from your childhood and put them to the test. good luck!

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 29 May 2012 0:21

Throw a rock at it.

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 29 May 2012 0:48

FYL, OP. I did the same thing with a remote control helicopter, except it landed on the roof of a nearby restaurant.

Althenias 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 2:20

better start climbinh

Axipiter 24

Tuesday 29 May 2012 4:47

Dude, you do realize how lucky you were that you only hit a tree, right? Join a club, take lessons, and get insured, you can do some SERIOUS property damage with RC planes.