Animals: Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML

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By peevedMcGee - 23/11/2018 17:30

Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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Roommate from hell

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML

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By Yuck - 11/10/2018 05:00

Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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Follow the yellow brown road

By cat_lady - 05/04/2020 17:00

Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML

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Clean me, humanoid

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 15:00

Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML

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Smells better when turned on

By p0isonOreo68 - 24/09/2020 20:02

Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML

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By Chris Chandler - 04/11/2018 15:30

Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:28

Rub his face in it and say "no"!

everybodyluvsMEN 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:27

My dog will eat that right up for you ;)

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rainbo955 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 17:40

Oh my god, my mom does the same thing. Our dog shit in the truck, and it was all nasty diarrhea, but it's like -20 out so she was like "just leave it, it'll be easier to clean in the morning when it's frozen!" ******* gross.

slimjim8094 12

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:52

To be fair, it will be much easier... Not a great excuse for other reasons, but absolutely true.

rainbo955 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 1:18

Easier. Lazier. Same shit.

kaykay20 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 17:41

Well it is easier to clean up when it's hard instead of soft. If you dislike it there then pick up the soft poo yourself.

beebananaz88 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 17:45

Shovel it onto his bed... or his face.

Seduisant 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 17:53

Get a new puppy and let your roommates room be it's grass.

FozzyBear1234 4

Monday 12 December 2011 0:58

That's legit!

nc21690 19

Sunday 11 December 2011 17:58

id say tell him to either clean it up or get rid of the cat

sobi_fml 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:21

Tell him that you're allergic to cat and its poop or something ;P

hateevryone 14

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:29

what the hell happens in 48 hours?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:58

China invades the United States for cat crap.

Fylminesawsome 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:36

Keep leaving nasty ***** in the toilet without flushing and tell him it will be easier to flush tomorrow

lauraaaaaa_fml 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:42

Buy your roommate a cat litter tray for Christmas, hopefully he'll get the hint.

VoteForTaco 8

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:47

So...what happens if you wait 48 hours ?

anongrl 2

Monday 12 December 2011 7:12

I hope you're not serious. If you are, it will be dry and hard.

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