Animals: Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML

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By peevedMcGee - 23/11/2018 17:30

Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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Roommate from hell

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML

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By Yuck - 11/10/2018 05:00

Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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Follow the yellow brown road

By cat_lady - 05/04/2020 17:00

Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML

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Clean me, humanoid

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 15:00

Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML

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Smells better when turned on

By p0isonOreo68 - 24/09/2020 20:02

Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML

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By Chris Chandler - 04/11/2018 15:30

Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:28

Rub his face in it and say "no"!

everybodyluvsMEN 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:27

My dog will eat that right up for you ;)

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desireev 17

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:34

I would make it to where he "accidentally" sleeps in it tonight!!! FYL

animalover721 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:37

Yeah....put the poop in his bed and see if he still wants to wait 48 hours

Kyle357_fml 2

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:43

The roommate is telling the truth

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:03

Crappy comment AND a crappy picture. People must love you.

mk58 31

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:45

I believe you need to reread the FML.

SadinSherman 16

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:51

If it bother you why don't you clean it

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 11 December 2011 17:23

It's not his responsability to clean his roomates cat crap.

krisymisy 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 4:01

Yep

unagi_fml 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:55

Keep the cat out and only let it back in when it's owner decides to clean up its mess!

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:58

feed the cat x-lax and tie it to his bed.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 17:13

Fun fact, if you live outside a major city or in a drought area waiting to flush til you crap or at least flushing every few uses vs every use if you are just peeing is the norm. Reduces water use and in overly wet areas stops your septic tank from flooding and backing into your basement. Not so weird as you think doing that. Waiting 48 hours to clean cat shit though- that is just lazy.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 11 December 2011 17:20

Hey sevrandy, it's not the op's obligation to clean up his roomates cat crap. The roomate is just being lazy in taking care of the cat and indirectly telling op to clean it up.

geon_olam 17

Sunday 11 December 2011 17:29

Ur telling me that u shit EVERY TIME you feel an urge to? Wow ur selfish. I only go about once a month. Go green man save the planet!

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