Money: Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money...

By Ted, E. Vic - 01/05/2016 05:39 - United States

Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money on a tattoo. It's all good though, we're just gonna get evicted. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By BrianP - 07/07/2009 17:00 - Netherlands

Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

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By pvtcab - 05/10/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML

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By eric4 - 23/05/2013 20:11 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML

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By Gerard - 13/09/2023 08:00

Today, I found out my roommate gambled his portion of the rent money on Israel Adesanya. FML

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By mackamuir - 01/04/2016 13:01 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, my roommate played a crazy April Fool's joke on me by not paying his rent this month. Good one. FML

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By Adrian James - 09/07/2019 12:00

Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML

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By fireenginemad - 10/02/2013 06:08 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 14:32 - United Kingdom - Kettering

Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML

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XxNekoLovexX 26

Monday 2 May 2016 0:09

It baffles me that some people are so selfish and take other people down with them like that. **** that guy

emi_alejandra 23

Monday 2 May 2016 0:06

You should also get a new roommate tbh

Comments

pandalover69 26

Monday 2 May 2016 5:35

My sister in-law did the exact same thing to her roommate a couple years ago. He gave her his half of the rent, she wrote a check then went out with a bunch of her friends and bought them tattoos with all the rent money. She's an example of why you shouldn't room with someone you met on Craig's list. She went through 4 apartments in a year. Your roommate sounds perfect for her, or terrible depending on how you look at it. Whatever, they're both terrible.

brenton490 19

Monday 2 May 2016 6:14

At least he didn't use the money to pay for "Massage Therapist".

JETarchitect 32

Monday 2 May 2016 7:05

Why are you already being evicted? Usually you have to not pay your rent for a few months to get evicted... and if this isn't your first time missing your rent then you should have gotten rid of your roommate a while a ago

cheesecake12 12

Monday 2 May 2016 7:17

ehh everywhere is different. Most places just add a late fee and time to catch up before an eviction. but other places have no tolerance when it comes to no payment.