Animals: Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly,...

By pacificbeach - 02/03/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly, horrible stench that has been in our apartment for a few days now. Leaving it for our other roommates to handle, we selfishly left to get yogurtland. Moments later, we both expressed that we haven't seen our cat in a while. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 22:01

Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley; a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML

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Give it back

By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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caward96 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:02

that seriously sucks. but you deserved it because who the hell doesnt realize when they havent seen their cat?

frankoisdarkel 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:06

you should not be a pet owner, sorry. and it's just karma- be selfish and it'll come back and bite you on the ass

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sugar45879 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:54

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rllam 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:57

ha yogurtland. must be from Southern California. I love that place. and ya better start looking for that cat

thizizjulee 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:59

That is the opposite of what is good.

jc325217 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:04

#10 i hope your joking anything with life has value.. or anything that will cuddle with you.. like a cat :)

IndigoKitty 3

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:50

Wow.... i feel bad for your cat. you shouldn't get another, you sound like terrible pet owners.

PureGold 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:03

O_O You're evil people. I hope the next cat you see pounces on you and claws your face off.

micheed1 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:21

WOW! u are reallll dumb! how the hell do u realize yr cat is missing! and wouldent the smell of death come to mind?! yea and y did u name yr cat YOGERTLAND!

carmie_fml 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 21:43

LOL are you stupid? it's obviously not the cat's name.

bumblebee41 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:12

You have horrible grammar. Read what it says also before writing.

lulz_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:26

Yeah if I was under the care of a bunch of idiots who went out to get yogurt without even looking for me, I would have disappeared too. Also, to the noob above me, Yogurtland is a yogurt place where people go to eat nasty yogurt so they can pretend it's healthy and trendy.

DamnGoodTimes 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:50

I would notice if I haven't seen my dog in a day.

lpfreek2169 3

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:54

That's horrible how the hell can you not notice that your damn cat is missing? i got 3 cats and a dog and i notice if i haven't seen one in a couple hours and i look for them..you should never be allowed to own another animal...