By James - 12/08/2011 07:54 - United States

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Today, my roommate and I got into an argument. He told me he understood if I didn't forgive him "for a couple of days." He'd confessed to undressing my girlfriend in her sleep. FML
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spd2fst4u 5

I think I'd have him arrested.

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pYrO92583 0

Wish o knew your gf she sounds like a heavy sleeper

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bsharp1 1

Don't see how she wouldn't wake up, unless she was drunk or drugged up, in which case you've got a serious problem on your hands.

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heresjuju 2

Take off his pants and underwear when he's asleep, then shave his pubescent with a straight razor.

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nicolegreberis 0

That's a little bit unbelievable I think you might have made that up

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iBriannaa 2

It's not his fault, you know guys.. Sometimes they can't control themselves. :o! Bros before hoes!! Bros before hoes!! ;)

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deviable 9

Dude no, guys can control themselves and it's never bros before hoes when that bro is a potential rapist.

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sheethapins 13

67 So, you'd be ok with this happening to you? Or if you walked down the street and was attacked by a rapist it'd be ok because he couldn't help it, guys are like that? Good luck with life chick, you'll need it...

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VirgilLovesYou 0

Your attempt at humor failed. Rape kind of trumps bros before hoes.

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angi71 4

She should press charges. That was such a violation. And if she woke up and thought it was him she probably either thought it was a dream or was too scared to do anything.

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bullrider92 19

Creepy roommate.What did the girl have to say?

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