Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her....

By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 20:47 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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By thanksmom - 02/06/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML

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By ohboy - 06/03/2009 00:51 - United States

Today, I was supposed to see an apartment. Thirty minutes after I was to meet the owner, she still hadn't shown. I called her. When I got no response, I was annoyed and kept calling. Finally, she answered, said, "I'm in the hospital with my father. He just died. Please stop calling me," and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML

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By Furi - 28/05/2021 11:01

Today, it was my mother’s birthday. I was on my way to pick up her cake but I got into a car accident and ended up in the emergency room. When I call her to explain what happened, she called me an useless fuck for ruining her birthday by not bringing the cake. She’s yet to ask if I'm okay. FML

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By kicking me while I'm LITERALLY down - 07/11/2017 05:00

Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2022 11:00 - United States - Bassett

Today, I woke up to my mom calling me. I'm 90 miles away, staying at my cousin's. Someone shit on the windshield of her car, and she is blaming my friends, and is pissed at me who is out of town, and my friends who I believe were driving to a out of state concert. FML

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By leftbehind - 27/02/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML

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By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 14:32 - United Kingdom - Kettering

Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML

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Saturday 7 November 2015 8:51

Usually if you don't like someone and they don't like you they wouldn't call you unless it was something important and they absolutely had to.

Mackade 18

Saturday 7 November 2015 8:51

You shouldn't ignore your roommate because they're a ****, what if it was about the house or dorm?

Comments

Bragi 12

Sunday 8 November 2015 0:15

That's on her, OP. This is her cuntiness coming back around.

thelazytree9 16

Sunday 8 November 2015 0:17

Your a piece of shit OP

Sazz024 7

Sunday 8 November 2015 0:36

Are you serious !?! This isn't an FML your roommate should be saying this is an FML. Why would you put this post up on site where bad things happen to people. Nothing happened to you. Get over yourself

shadowl 11

Sunday 8 November 2015 1:15

To me it seems that the roommate has thrown in her own windows by acting like a '****' toward OP. I wouldn't have picked up either not having known what it was for.

vikky538 28

Sunday 8 November 2015 1:31

You should have at least answer the call

monkyvirus 13

Sunday 8 November 2015 1:33

Don't beat yourself up you aren't psychic so it's no big deal. Unless she texted you explaining or phoned more than once which would indicate an emergency. Just try and be supportive now.