Intimacy: Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited...

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By caughtontape - 22/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited to be on the cover page in a group shot with all my friends until I realized that I was having a boner at the time the pic was taken. These books go out to the whole school. Everyone noticed. FML

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By ooh cat - 18/05/2012 21:50 - United States - Inglewood

Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML

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By boytoy - 02/09/2009 21:23 - Canada

Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 17:30 - United States

Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML

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The icing on the cake

By Anonymous - 25/12/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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Looking good

By people will think I'm Shelley Duvall - 08/06/2017 20:00

Today, my son's yearbook came. I was pretty happy, as I'd also ordered a larger version of his photo because he's going to California for college and I wanted a special picture of him to keep. Unfortunately, my happiness disappeared when I saw that he was wearing a horse mask in the photo. FML

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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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Thomas_S 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:06

Well if a girl ever says you can't keep it up, pull out the book, point and comment that, "that boner is still rocking out."

Guiseppi 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:04

That's unfortunate. Unless you're really big.

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Lou_Briccant 0

Monday 23 March 2009 7:02

Play it off as a cucumber in your pants, girls go crazy over that.

effthis 0

Monday 23 March 2009 7:04

say it was your phone

Ender_ 0

Monday 23 March 2009 7:06

Just tell everyone where they can stick it then. God forbid you get something that's natural while there's a camera around.

Kimienxtc 0

Monday 23 March 2009 7:15

Bonnerific!

Hugeness 0

Monday 23 March 2009 7:17

#10 and #50 FTW! But in all honesty, that's rough dude. Just play it off that you weren't hard and that you're going in for **** reduction surgery if anybody asks.

fam_surprise 0

Monday 23 March 2009 7:20

wow guys.. ok..... you are required to put "Today" at the beginning of the FMLs.... why is everyone freaking out about when the yearbooks come out... maybe it happened last year or some other year and he just decided to put it up.

vvtumblesbee 0

Monday 23 March 2009 7:39

i was gonna make the same point as #100 -- "today" may have been last may, so people should stop calling bs. also, i laughed at all the people's comments about how this kinda thing would never make it past yearbook staff -- in my yearbook junior year, there was a huge full-page picture of a kid on the cross country team with an unmistakable boner. my close friends were on the staff, and they purposely had that picture blown up for that reason. hahaha.

llamatrauma 5

Monday 23 March 2009 7:44

Is it me, or does it seem like a lot of people who post to this site get random boners? I haven't had a random boner since I was like 12. Is there something wrong with me, or is everyone here 12?

KFabery 0

Monday 23 March 2009 8:21

This is worded so strangely I just don't believe it. You didn't know you were hard when the picture was taken, but it was so obvious that everybody saw it on the yearbook cover? What? Either you're halfway illiterate and not explaining properly or this is bogus.