Intimacy: Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited...

By caughtontape - 22/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited to be on the cover page in a group shot with all my friends until I realized that I was having a boner at the time the pic was taken. These books go out to the whole school. Everyone noticed. FML

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By ooh cat - 18/05/2012 21:50 - United States - Inglewood

Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML

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By boytoy - 02/09/2009 21:23 - Canada

Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 17:30 - United States

Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML

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The icing on the cake

By Anonymous - 25/12/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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Looking good

By people will think I'm Shelley Duvall - 08/06/2017 20:00

Today, my son's yearbook came. I was pretty happy, as I'd also ordered a larger version of his photo because he's going to California for college and I wanted a special picture of him to keep. Unfortunately, my happiness disappeared when I saw that he was wearing a horse mask in the photo. FML

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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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Thomas_S 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:06

Well if a girl ever says you can't keep it up, pull out the book, point and comment that, "that boner is still rocking out."

Guiseppi 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:04

That's unfortunate. Unless you're really big.

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TryToBeKind 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:56

Guess you were really excited

Phillay632 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:58

Just blame it on the pleats.

McLaughlane 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:02

I agree with #3, you will laugh at this in a few years. :)

122vanessa122 5

Monday 23 March 2009 3:09

lmfao. ew/

simps011 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:12

Yeah definitely calling BS on this one: -Yearbooks do not come out in March. They wouldn't be done by then, especially since yearbooks include spring sports pictures and stuff. Yearbooks come out at the end of the school year. -Someone would have caught that. Usually enough people look at a page that that anything inappropriate caught pretty quickly. The editor(s)/adviser would be in a ridiculous amount of trouble if something like that went to press, so every page always gets looked at a bizillion times.

Divine_Mamma 11

Tuesday 23 June 2015 7:25

Not all schools are your school bud, we get ours in March or April at my school

nis_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:17

who has school on sundays?

jesseheath 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:18

#45... have you attended every high school in america? i hate to break to you that you dont know what the **** youre talking about.. go find this high school and prove to everyone that homeboy doesnt have his yearbook before you call bs. dick.

cyberhoy 3

Monday 23 March 2009 3:20

haha at my school the yearbook were always delayed by over a year I never got a year book but the kids in my grade didn't get their year book untill June 2008 and we graduated in 07 haha so the yearbook could have been from the previous year. Anyways you should probably move.

badboy6865 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:21

its actually an optical illusion... the pleats of the pants are all messed up, im actually returning them to the pants store later today... dont act like your not impressed.