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By caughtontape - 22/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited to be on the cover page in a group shot with all my friends until I realized that I was having a boner at the time the pic was taken. These books go out to the whole school. Everyone noticed. FML

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By ooh cat - 18/05/2012 21:50 - United States - Inglewood

Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML

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By boytoy - 02/09/2009 21:23 - Canada

Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 17:30 - United States

Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML

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The icing on the cake

By Anonymous - 25/12/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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Looking good

By people will think I'm Shelley Duvall - 08/06/2017 20:00

Today, my son's yearbook came. I was pretty happy, as I'd also ordered a larger version of his photo because he's going to California for college and I wanted a special picture of him to keep. Unfortunately, my happiness disappeared when I saw that he was wearing a horse mask in the photo. FML

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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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Thomas_S 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:06

Well if a girl ever says you can't keep it up, pull out the book, point and comment that, "that boner is still rocking out."

Guiseppi 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:04

That's unfortunate. Unless you're really big.

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gilj 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:22

45, my yearbook doesn't include spring sports - they send it out before that. for spring sports you have to get a supplement the next fall. so he might have the yearbook back this early, depending on how the school works.

simps011 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:30

#48- Don't blindly accept everything you read.

Moomoomoo_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:31

This doesn't seem like the kind of thing that would just 'slip by' the editor(s), it being on the cover and all... i guess the person who chose the picture didn't notice it, and everyone else would be too uncomfortable about pointing that out

g_unit 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:31

i doubt that happened

bored123 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:31

LMAO i feel bad 4 u dude

jesseheath 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:32

55- dont assume everyone is lying.

devinek12 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:33

dude. your a loser. it was probably a guy who gave you the stiffy anyways.

skatingweasel 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:33

wonder if the OP picked up any chicks from this

xosamanthaaa101 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:34

oooh! that suckkksss, if your cute then its gona be ok :) lol

lolfahnny 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:38

You guys think that the yearbook staff is all powerful? No way. On my Senior yearbook someone goofed and misspelled our mascot's title: MARUADERS. What a joke. However, you guys are right, it's tough to imagine a yearbook being released in March. Maybe the poster goes to a small, underfunded school and the yearbook printer gives discounts for early submission? We'll never know... On a final note, at least they didn't notice your boner, if you know what I mean.