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By Anonymous - 30/05/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML

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Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML

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By mackenzie_cain - 14/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

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By Sofvcked - 29/06/2022 10:00

Today, I found out when my new roommate said she was self-employed, she really meant unemployed. She insists that I let her stay for free or she will file a sexual assault case against me. Rent is due on the 10th. FML

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doyers11 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:00

when they ask for a ride, give them the bus routes and schedules

ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:46

Ass, Gas, or Grass- Nobody Rides for Free :D

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Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:22

Apparently they've never heard of this wonderful invention called the bus.

BaronSin 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:22

get out the ghetto yo

mariet_fml 23

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:25

IF it's possible, charge them for the gas and take them nowhere but to their jobs. If they ask for a ride anywhere else, tell 'em to piss off.

hiyourcute 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:32

You'd probably save enough money in not paying for their gas to make up for the difference in rent. And if that doesn't work, find new roomates, this is ridiculous.

MyTwoCents_ 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:32

but they threatened her they wouldn't pay rent Woow I would sue them

RockstarRN 10

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:34

I say don't drive them around and find some new roommates or a new place to live!

angryoriental 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:13

rockstarRN I think I love you... hot milf action.

sxe_beast 11

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:35

What does being rich have to do with anything? I come from a fairly affluent family and I wouldn't let these people bum off of me. I would probably kick them out or find a new place to live. From the way OP wrote this it sounds like demands/ultimatums. I'm not sure how rooming works, but I will never be roommates with people I don't really know. Or I would hold interviews, check references, backgrounds, etc. =|

manofthenorth 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:39

just talk to your landlord bout it, most won't put up with a DUI on someone's record

siege10 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:52

where the he'll do you live? most of the Time you can't terminate a rental agreement simply because of a misdemeanor ( though in some states DUI is a felony)

ReynshineCutting 10

Tuesday 31 May 2011 22:29

No but if they refuse to pay rent the landlord can do something about it.

skitzofreniks 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:42

drive them to work, but don't pick them up.

dakins 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:42

sorry but it's time to make a hard decision dump them or say no if I were u I'd be screaming BUS PASS at them everytime they brought it up and then drive off